May 2013
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“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. (via gingerrqueer)
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why does everyone (especially my fucking ceramics teacher) feel the need to know about my sex life
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[[MORE]]i had a really weird dream last night
rae was there, and grant and their mom, except rae had a way-different haircut
and we all went to beef o bradies to get hot dogs, but there was this random dude eating with us.
it was weird
went to eye doctor and get new glasses
lady dilated my eyes though so everything’s so blurry
When people say swag unironically I get so upset at humanity that I want to puke.
triceritops:
mmtthhddss:
Community College Tips:
Don’t talk to anybody
Don’t make eye contact
Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
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The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t...
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“Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) intends to run for president — of the United States — and...”
– Reaching the ‘weather weapon’ stage (via wilwheaton)
prince-of-pastries:
tmi tuesday???????
tmi asks
top 5’s
rate kinks
reverse tmi
?? ?
i made necklaces out of some cow teeth my friend got and my parents are so grossed out
hehehehehe
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also they finally started handing out yearbooks today and they’re shittier than i expected
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taxiarchos replied to your post: starting next week it’s just gonna be me and my…
is it jackson or lofsdet (sp?) or what
jackson. i think he’s actually the only one teaching econ honors this year.
i’ll take movie/tv suggestions if you have any, as long as its on hulu or netflix. i have a full week without doing anything in there.
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tinybabymouth:
skip school eat raspberries touch yourself
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tomigiru replied to your post: starting next week it’s just gonna be me and my…
ask to watch Soylent Green
i’ve never seen it so yeah i will
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starting next week it’s just gonna be me and my econ teacher in that class because the rest of the kids are seniors
i guess we’ll end up watching jon stewart or the colbert report on hulu
sometimes my dad gets fed up with the news and starts yelling “BRING BACK OJ!!!!” at our tv
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is it just me or is the yahoo homepage actually featuring stories about trans* people AND writing the articles really respectfully and professionally??!?!?
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I finished a dance with dragons. Abloobloblooblooooo ;n;
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ponderism:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
whenever i get anons i get the weirdest anons
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Anonymous asked: i see dat tag (y)
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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:
“Well, when I was nine years old Star Trek came on,” Goldberg says. “I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.”
This is part of the reason Star Trek is important.
This is part of...
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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lets-go-lesbos:
why, i do believe it is time for a fap n’ nap.
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DEAR YAHOO
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR...
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5 minute presentation on hetch hetchy
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paypal donation for our homeless butts →
taxiarchos:
We’re homeless & starting to get short on money from having to pay for bus fare & taxi fare today (thanks, Victoria Day, for canceling all the buses everywhere). We have money for a place but trying to get to and from apartment buildings to look at is making our funds tighter, so Knute asked if we could make a donation link through PayPal, mainly for transportation and food...
what if every time your partner orgasmed they said the “aww yeahh” thing from the cha cha slide
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Hello yes you have reached itchy and sad how may I help you
lonelywhiteasian:
why reach for the stars when you can reach for my dick
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petkinsella replied to your post: i made strawberry jam
i want jam :D
if i have some leftover after i divvy it out to teachers i’ll bring in a small jar and a loaf of bread for lunch and we can all share it
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i made strawberry jam
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snarkyslut:
I don’t hate you because of your race, gender, age, sexuality, or anything else that you complain about, I hate you because you’re an ignorant, rude, self-righteous asswipe with a victim complex.
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why am i going to school tomorrow
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smells and sounds create really powerful memories
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took my last ap exam every today, and i think i did pretty well
gonna go fap or something idk and skip school tomorrow cause my mom lets me do those kinds of things
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fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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anusking:
hot things to say during sex:
Abraham Lincoln
meme harder
mitochondria
let’s watch icarly
why didn’t you reblog that post I made
WARMACHINEROX
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oh hey also follow my insp blog it’s basically all pretty pictures
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sam called me nooblord the other day
that is it
i am the lord of the noobs
bow down to me
rosaparking:
humans are so stupid